Rock out to the new Disney Princess Spring Breakers Trailer. These girls know how to party.
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iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
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So the other day at my tap recital, my friends and I got really quite and we hear this six year old girl in the green room say “I’m bringing cosmic brownies to the party and I’m gonna put poison in yours!”
| spanish and italian: | So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun. |
| french: | haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever |
| german: | LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA |
| english: | *shooting up in the bathroom* |
| gaelic: | the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck |
| polish: | here have all of these consonants have fun |
| japanese: | subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western |
| welsh: | sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk |
| chinese: | here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed. |
| Arabic: | so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun! |
| Latin: | here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening |
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
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when someone from a different timezone is late night blogging and its daytime where you are
THIS IS WHAT THIS GIF WAS DESTINED TO BE
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Do you ever have those days when you just feel like you’re in a funk? You just can’t shake those heavy, sinking feelings? Maybe you’re feeling stressed, empty, scared or stuck. In essence, you just don’t feel like yourself.
As a way to improve mental health in Canada, Blok Design worked with Partners for Mental Health to come up with a way to draw people into a conversation, encouraging an open dialogue. Using bright colors that represented a spectrum of moods, they got people on the street to, literally, wear their emotions on their sleeves.
and this is why i want to live in Canada
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money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
that was actually really depressing but completely true
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so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines
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thanks bro, you’re
too
thanks dude, you know
dang man this post just got really
yr right we should have set the rules to one joke
you realize this means
oh it’s
this time you’ve gone too
, too far
sorry, didn’t realize you weren’t having fun, bro
cause i’m having a
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